Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Tatiana and Quinn would each receive five coins, a tuned and custom vehicle of their choosing plus a driver if they request it, a "secure" room in Cuervo Heights, a "Golden Ticket" for the Pink House and the Brown House, five bottles of whatever alcohol they prefer, a full set of jewelry, a tailored dress, an assortment of weapons, and a chance to have a "night" to whoever was crowned the Champion of Champions in the men\'s division.

And yeah, Mikhail received a team that could aid him with finding their allies but the two would also receive a team that could cater to their every need.

Sure, Roxanne and Melina might fill that role but this team was more focused on let\'s say… the champion\'s fitness and well-being.

It was a package to receive the ultimate edition of whatever Mr. Cuervo\'s female fighters and the girls from the Pink House were being put on to make them look young, fit, strong, and attractive.

\'I\'d still prefer Mikhail\'s team though… Just look at the two… do they even need it?\'

Well, I couldn\'t say much because sometimes, someone needs some pampering every now and then just to look and feel good.

Anyway, Riri received a little less compared to the two but she didn\'t care as much because she was already receiving the treatments, programs, or whatever the fuck they awarded the two.

Kaley turned to Ruru, "So, what\'s the package like?"

Ruru\'s eyes lit up, "Oh! It\'s so~ good! We get a real nice facial—"

I instantly interjected, "Hold up—"

"Not that kind of facial!"

"Oh…"

"Stop cutting her off! Please, continue…"

"Right. Aside from facials, we could have anything from a mani-pedi, a full-body massage, a few different classes here and there—"

"What kinds of classes?"

"It\'s really different. There\'s one for meditation and stuff, one for combat training, pleasing your partner in different ways, cooking, physical fitness, gun training, animal husbandry, hand-to-hand, and probably everything you could think of. It gets pretty boring here when it\'s not festive like this so we almost always opt for something new to learn while we pass the time. Trust me, it gets boring after the nth customer says sorry for cumming too fast… and it\'s the same customer for the whole day…"

"Uh-huh… Never happened to me— Ack! Kaley!"

"Shut up, you show-off… Anyway, thanks for answering that… and adding… that…"

"Hmm? What do you mean?"

"Aren\'t some of the things you said a little too personal?"

"Hah! I wouldn\'t be embarrassed just from that! I used to— Well, Riri and I used to be embarrassed at first but who cares? It\'s just less bullets to throw at us in the future, right?"

Kaley faintly smiled, "I see… You got a point. It\'s just sometimes, I get a little caught up and—"

Ruru cut her off, "Didn\'t you two just have sex on that PortaPotty over there?"

"Yeah… but I was really horny at that time—"

"Doesn\'t matter~ You did what you wanted, right? That\'s what matters. Not if it\'s embarrassing or not… Well, that sounded cooler in my head but yeah, we sometimes do stuff we\'re not cool with but it gets better with time. Once you find that special something… or someone… do whatever the fuck you two want even if it\'s embarrassing and everyone\'s looking…"

I interjected, "Why does it sounds like you just want us to fuck while everyone\'s watching?"

"Umm… yeah— Wait, it really does sound cooler in my head! That\'s one of the things I want to say but I can\'t just a-articulate well—"

I waved her off, "I kinda get the point you\'re trying to get across but yeah, there\'s also something special about doing something intimate where you and your partner were the only ones present. Sure, a few others might join in but that place where all of you could let loose and be yourselves is something else too."

Kaley added, "There\'s also a difference between not feeling embarrassed about what you\'re doing and feeling safe to be yourself and do whatever you want."

Ruru was looking at us attentively, "I see. It\'s kinda like the first time Riri and I did it with each other… It felt so different and special…"

I actually thought Kaley would give an adverse reaction—much like the few who were listening in to our conversation—but like always, she looked at Ruru with accepting eyes that had no judgment of any sort.

I dunno how we got to this topic but Riri eventually came up with Quinn and Tatiana and the first thing she said was:

"Hmm? Why do you keep thinking of whether you should kiss Kaley or not, sis? Shouldn\'t you ask her if she wanted a kiss or not?"

"WHA— RIRI! Don\'t say our thoughts out loud!"

"OUR?! That\'s all you, sis! Well, I wouldn\'t mind having a peck or two…"

I started to hold Kaley even tighter, "Hold up—"

Riri and Ruru started talking at the same time, "It\'s just a kiss? You\'ve done worse!"

"Worse?! I just fucking sat down!"

"..." Kaley tried to say a word but she kept her mouth shut.

The twins sighed heavily, "Typical of a guy to do that…"

We just started another back and forth but little did I know that the champions from the men\'s division were being introduced one by one. Our banter was getting more and more heated by the second and at the same time I stood up and shouted at the top of my lungs, Mr. Cuervo actually asked me to stand up and say a little something for the other competitors.

And this was what came out:

"HAH! I\'LL FUCK ALL OF YOU WITHOUT ISSUE! FUCKING TRY ME THEN!"

[Huh?] Mr. Cuervo looked fucking surprised.

Then the retaliation started.

[THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME?!]

[HE\'S TALKING TO ME, RIGHT?!]

[JUST BECAUSE YOU BEAT BENJIE DOESN\'T MEAN YOU\'D GET OFF SCOT-FREE!]

[COME AT ME THEN!]

[LET\'S BET EVERYTHING ON THE LINE, MOTHERFUCKER!]

[YOU\'RE JUST STRONG WITH YOUR SWORD, PUTO!]

[BEING A HEAD MADE THIS BITCH TOO COCKY!]

[COME AT ME THEN, PRETTY FACE!]

[PAPI CHULO HAS GONE PAPI COCKY, EH?!]

[BET, BITCH!]

[BENJIE WAS JUST TIRED WHEN YOU FOUGHT HIM, DUMBASS!]

[FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!]

[WALK THE WALK, DUMB KID!]

\'What the fuck did I do?\'